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Letter from the Editor 4: December 1, 2005

Here are some December words of wisdom for your enjoyment. Please note that each bit of advice comes from experience.

 

  • If you live someplace where it snows as often as it does in Pittsburgh, purchase a vehicle with four-wheel drive. Taking 25 minutes longer to get home due to lack of this feature is NOT a pleasant experience.
  •  Drinking more than six cups of coffee within one hour will make the average person’s pupils dilate almost totally and will cause one’s muscles to begin to twitch. (Helpful hint: get someone else to drive.)
  • You know you live somewhere cold when you randomly discuss Zambonis without the blink of an eye.
  • When Rock Jungle is transformed into Saddle Ridge, a “rockin’ country something-or-other" that blasts the local country-western station loud enough for the entire city to suffer, THERE IS SOMETHING MORBIDLY WRONG.

 

I conclude this brief editorial with the statement that I have no concluding statement.

 

Auf wiedersehen!

Samantha

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